Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
Borrowing this excuse.
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
Borrowing this excuse.
This is so embarrassing as to how absolutely false and incorrect this is.
“american” isn’t even a language…this right here is why we as a country are seen to be so stupid.
“this right here is why we as a country are seen to be so stupid.”
God bless tumblrmerica.
So apparently in this German Mario comic, Wario origins were that he was created by… Dr. Light.
…Finally, however, Dr. Light remembers Mario’s problem (but still he calls him “Link”). His plan is to duplicate Mario and then merge him again. This project fails, since instead of a second Mario, Wario appears. The newly-created man claims to be evil and immediately starts to destroy his surroundings…
-Mario Wiki
This is my only canon now.
My ONLY canon.